Archive for September, 2006



Delicious draught delight

I had some of my family from Britain in town last weekend. My cousin brought some English ale with him, a beer called Boddingtons Pub Ale - or “Boddy’s,” as it’s nicknamed. It’s a delicious ale - a bit lighter than most ales, but very hoppy and refreshing.
The best part of the beer, though, is [...]

Yay parenthood

Things I can’t believe I’ve said to my daughters:

No, honey, there’s always only been three fish in the fishtank.
Ouch. Don’t worry, it’s okay - you’ve got plenty of blood.
Hit Daddy in the nads again, and I’ll chain you to a pipe in the crawlspace.
Br- uh, Cel- uh, Mad- uh, whoever you are, clean that mess [...]




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