Archive for the 'Fiction' Category

Good riddance to bad UA

“Sir, you’re 5:00 is here.”
“Thanks, Sara. Send him in.”
The boss nervously straightens some items on his desk. Wow, this is going to be tough, he thinks. Just stay cool, you’ve done this a thousand times before. Comes with the territory.
A timid knock on the door, and his guest shwooshes into the office as a bicycle, [...]

Assault on Battery leads to charges

Franklin County – Newswire
Clarence Vohltz has been formally charged in the brutal assault of Arthur Battery, of Franklin County.
“This is our attempt to bring a positive reaction to a horrible set of events,” said the Franklin County prosecutor. “As this office has committed before, we are ever-ready to fight this recurrent negative influence in our [...]

A quiet game

Late summer 1985, and I’ve been told to get to bed. I’m just beginning the seventh grade, and Mom and Dad are enforcing the bedtime rules. Lying in bed, I struggle to fall asleep, even though the room isn’t quite dark yet. I can hear the sounds of a late summer night though my open [...]

Tuna Scare

ANN ARBOR, MI – A local subdivision was evacuated yesterday after a Hazmat team responded to a reported tuna contamination. Paula Flemming, of 432 Culver Dr., found the can of tuna in the trunk of her car, a Lincoln Mercury.
“I opened the trunk, and it was just sitting there,” said Flemming. “I couldn’t believe it. [...]




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