Archive for June, 2006



Photoshop goodness

More Photoshop imagery. I painted a large, dry, double-planet, orbiting an unseen star. In the distance, a typical binary star system shines. I used the LunarCell engine to render the planet’s surface, and my own processes for the other objects.
If you want the image for desktop wallpaper, choose your size and download:

1280 x 1024 resolution [...]

Yay parenthood

“Look, Daddy! I have a penis!”
Oh, lord, what now. I’m afraid to look at her. I turn to see her three-year old naked body arched back, her hands pinching her privates into a phallic mass. She is giggling, obviously pleased with her new trick.
Of course, it’s the most hilarious thing I’ve seen. Well, the funniest [...]

What’s up for June 2006

For the past decade or so, I’ve been writing a monthly astronomy column for a large organization of amateur astronomers. The column was called, “What’s UP?” and it covered the stargazing highlights for a given month.
Recently, I’ve retired as the regular columnist to pursue other interests. However, since I’m used to penning a column every [...]




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