Archive for the 'Humor' Category



Assault on Battery leads to charges

Franklin County - Newswire
Clarence Vohltz has been formally charged in the brutal assault of Arthur Battery, of Franklin County.
“This is our attempt to bring a positive reaction to a horrible set of events,” said the Franklin County prosecutor. “As this office has committed before, we are ever-ready to fight this recurrent negative influence in our [...]

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haha.nu has posted a few examples of “funny” math.

Yes, some geeks have a sense of humor.
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Can’t we all just get along?

♬ ♩ eboneeee and ♪ ivoreeee ♫ ♩
UPDATE:
… or maybe we can’t, after all. (Oh yes, I went there.)

Tsk, tsk, tsk.
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A series of tubes

Oops… the interweb tubes are full of monkeys
You may have noticed that I don’t do political content here at monkeyPi. If that’s your thing, jump over to Technorati and you’ll find thousands of political blogs.
HOWEVER, this is (largely) a humor blog, and therefore I couldn’t pass on the opportunity to post this hilarious analysis of [...]

Han shot first

George Lucas has finally caved, and will be releasing DVDs of the original three Star Wars films (Episodes IV, V, and VI) - unaltered.
That means you’ll finally be able to see Han shoot Greedo first on your own televison. Until now, all DVD owners have been able to see is the disgusting re-edit of that [...]

Monkey goodness

Oldie but a goodie:

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A helpful translator

What she says: “Hey, know what I was just thinkin’?”
What she means: Get your toolbelt out, dude; your day is shot.
How you respond: [groan] “What?” *do what she says*
How you should NEVER respond: “Here’s my credit card… why don’t you go shopping while I watch the game?”
What she says: “Are you cold?”
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