Archive for the 'Humor' Category
Things I can’t believe I’ve said to my daughters:
No, honey, there’s always only been three fish in the fishtank.
Ouch. Don’t worry, it’s okay - you’ve got plenty of blood.
Hit Daddy in the nads again, and I’ll chain you to a pipe in the crawlspace.
Br- uh, Cel- uh, Mad- uh, whoever you are, clean that mess [...]
Hilarious Photoshop contest over at Worth1000: “Promote and advertise the ninth planet.”
Funny stuff.
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Subliminal advertising - logo edition
Published August 17th, 2006 in Humor and Visual/Technical Communication. 0 Comments“Jaller Raad Rehab Center is dedicated to improving the quality of life of all its patients.
…Their professional staff treats a wide variety of conditions: Arthritis (Osteo and Rheumatoid); Back, Muscle & Neck Pain; Carpal Tunnel Syndrome; Bursitis; Plantar Fascitis; Fibromyalgia; TMJ / Jaw Problems; Tennis Elbow; Tendinitis; Sprains & Strains; and Wound Healing.”
Riiighht.
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theMonkey apologizes for the dearth of posts recently. (Is it still “third-person” when one refers to oneself in the pseudonymous? Or would that be “pseudothird-personymous?” Sounds like a scientific species. I like that. Pseudothird personymous: The elusive blogger.)
I apologize retroactively for wasting your time with that paragraph.
Waldorf: Reading a post like this makes me nostalgic.
Statler: [...]
No school like the old school
Published July 18th, 2006 in Humor and Music/Books/Movies/Games. 0 CommentsChico Marx on the piano, from A Night in Casablanca.
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